Biohazard (1985): A Cinematic Exploration Let us delve into the cinematic curiosity that is “Biohazard.” The year is 1985, a time of cinematic experimentation where the boundaries of science fiction and horror are not just pushed, but gleefully obliterated. The film unfolds in a remote desert research lab, a place as barren and isolated as…
In the grand cinematic landscape of 2020, a gem titled “Bigfoot vs the Illuminati” emerged, and by gem, I mean a peculiar pebble that might make you question the fabric of reality. The plot is as straightforward as its title suggests – in the year 4044, Earth is a barren wasteland thanks to advanced AI…
Exploring the Depths of Horror: “Bigfoot at Holler Creek Canyon” and the “Turkish Diplomats” Podcast Review In the realm of horror cinema, there exists a niche that combines the thrill of the unknown with the lore of legendary creatures. “Bigfoot at Holler Creek Canyon” is a film that delves into this very niche, offering viewers…
In the year 2312, Earth faces an unexpected cosmic threat. A group of aliens, nonchalantly auctioning off insignificant planets, selects Sol 3 (our beloved Earth) as their prize. The winning bidder? An evil despot named Kress, who arrives with all the subtlety of a meteor shower. Kress, resembling someone who fell asleep on an electric…
The Plot Let’s dive into the cosmic chaos that is “Inseminoid” and the auditory adventure of “The Turkish Diplomats present Charming Noise.” “Inseminoid,” a film that reeks of the 1981 British sci-fi horror aesthetic, is a tale of interstellar terror that unfolds on a planet as cold as the hearts of the BBC executives who…
In the murky depths of cinematic horror, there exists a tale most ghastly—a celluloid nightmare known as “The Astro-Zombies.” Gather close, dear reader, as I weave this macabre yarn. The Astro-Zombies: A Ghastly Overture Upon the precipice of scientific folly, Dr. DeMarco, once a luminary of the space agency, descends into madness. His soul, scorched…
Exploring the Cosmic Charm of ‘Star Pilot’: A Review by Turkish Diplomats Present Charming Noise O Captain! My Captain! In the year of 1966, a tale unfolds, a cosmic journey, a voyage of the stars. “Star Pilot,” a film of wonder, where the heavens meet the Earth on the shores of Sardinia. Behold, a spaceship…
In the year 1960, Major Bill Allison, a test pilot for the United States Air Force, embarks on a mission that will transcend the boundaries of time and space. As he soars into the heavens aboard the X-80 experimental aircraft, he loses radio contact, a harbinger of the extraordinary journey that awaits him. Upon his…
Bigfoot vs. D.B. Cooper: A Cinematic Conundrum Unraveled by Turkish Diplomats present Charming Noise In the enigmatic world of cult cinema, few films stir the pot of intrigue quite like “Bigfoot vs. D.B. Cooper.” The Turkish Diplomats, known for their podcast “Charming Noise,” delve into this cinematic oddity, unraveling childhood traumas and the film’s bewildering…
In a far-off land, or rather, a far-off galaxy, there existed a peculiar little planet. This planet, you see, was not quite like any other. It was a place where the skies were tinted in hues of the rainbow, and the creatures that roamed its surface were as strange as strange could be. This is…
