In the year 2312, Earth faces an unexpected cosmic threat. A group of aliens, nonchalantly auctioning off insignificant planets, selects Sol 3 (our beloved Earth) as their prize. The winning bidder? An evil despot named Kress, who arrives with all the subtlety of a meteor shower. Kress, resembling someone who fell asleep on an electric…
This Made the List of Bad Movies. In the quaint, eerie town of Amityville, where the fog rolls in like an old friend and the nights are filled with whispers, a new tale unfolds. “Amityville Bigfoot” (2024) brings together an eclectic mix of birdwatchers, activists, scientists, and a film crew, all converging in the dense,…
Bigfoot vs Zombies: A Hairy Situation In the cinematic world where the bizarre becomes the norm, “Bigfoot vs Zombies” (2016) stands tall – or should we say, stands hairy? This low-budget masterpiece, if we can call it that, brings together two of the most elusive entities known to man: the legendary Bigfoot and the ever-popular…
In the year 1960, Major Bill Allison, a test pilot for the United States Air Force, embarks on a mission that will transcend the boundaries of time and space. As he soars into the heavens aboard the X-80 experimental aircraft, he loses radio contact, a harbinger of the extraordinary journey that awaits him. Upon his…
In the murky depths of cinematic horror, there exists a tale most ghastly—a celluloid nightmare known as “The Astro-Zombies.” Gather close, dear reader, as I weave this macabre yarn. The Astro-Zombies: A Ghastly Overture Upon the precipice of scientific folly, Dr. DeMarco, once a luminary of the space agency, descends into madness. His soul, scorched…
The Plot In the shadowy realm of cult cinema, there lurks a creation most foul and terrifying, a film that whispers of unspeakable horrors and mind-bending terror: “Mark of the Astro-Zombies.” This cinematic offspring, a direct-to-video sequel to the 1968 “The Astro-Zombies,” was unleashed upon an unsuspecting world in 2002, a reimagining by the original…
In the cosmic tapestry of ‘Astro Loco’ Astro Loco viewing An inquisitive spaceship computer named Hetfield is tasked with overseeing a safe voyage to Jupiter’s icy moon, Callisto. Amid the vast loneliness of space, the crew grapples with mounting cabin fever, and Hetfield, in a quest to cultivate a deeper sense of humanity, must foster…
Plot Let’s dive into the plot of the not-so-anticipated sequel, “What Happens in the Mountains Should Stay in the Mountains Part 2.” Picture this: a motley crew of characters, each more eccentric than the last, trapped in a mountain lodge while a storm rages outside. There’s the washed-up rock star who’s seen better days, the…
4…3…2…1…Morte! Let us embark on a literary journey through the cosmos as we recount the tale of “Mission Stardust,” a cinematic adventure that graced the silver screens in the year of 1967. “Mission Stardust” unfurls its narrative in the vast expanse of space, where Major Perry Rhodan, portrayed by the dashing Lang Jeffries, leads a…
In the grand cinematic landscape of 2020, a gem titled “Bigfoot vs the Illuminati” emerged, and by gem, I mean a peculiar pebble that might make you question the fabric of reality. The plot is as straightforward as its title suggests – in the year 4044, Earth is a barren wasteland thanks to advanced AI…
