Turkish Diplomats present Charming Noise

Enigma Expedition: Season 1 Bigfoot

Step right up, folks, to the most hair-raising, toe-tickling, and, dare we say, charmingly noisy show on the interwebs: “The Turkish Diplomats present Charming Noise”! If you’ve ever wondered where all the B-rated Bigfoot movies have been hiding, wonder no more. Our intrepid team of Turkish Diplomats has scoured the cinematic wilderness to bring you the crème de la crème of Sasquatch cinema.

In our first season, we didn’t just go big—we went Bigfoot Big. From the shadowy depths of the forest to the not-so-glamorous backlots of Hollywood, we’ve reviewed every Bigfoot movie that’s dared to howl at the moon with a budget less than the cost of a decent pair of hiking boots. We’re talking about films so wonderfully wacky, they make a guy in a gorilla suit look like high art. In fact, some were in gorilla suits.

So, if you’re looking for a place where the popcorn is always popping and the movies are so bad they’re good, you’ve found your sanctuary. Tune in, turn on, and let out a mighty roar for the only show that promises more Bigfoot than you can shake a stick at. Remember, we’re not just reviewers; we’re Turkish Diplomats on a mission to make noise—charming noise, that is. And trust us, in the world of Bigfoot B-movies, that’s saying a lot.