In the grand cinematic landscape of 2020, a gem titled “Bigfoot vs the Illuminati” emerged, and by gem, I mean a peculiar pebble that might make you question the fabric of reality. The plot is as straightforward as its title suggests – in the year 4044, Earth is a barren wasteland thanks to advanced AI robots, and humanity’s last hope is, naturally, Bigfoot. Teaming up with the legendary monster-slayer Van Helsing, they face off against humanity’s arch-nemesis, the Illuminati. It’s a tale of rebellion, scarce resources, and improbable alliances, set in a future that seems to have been concocted during a particularly wild brainstorming session.
Now, let’s talk about the Turkish Diplomats podcast, where the hosts have a penchant for diving into the abyss of bad movies. They approached “Bigfoot vs the Illuminati” with the same enthusiasm one might reserve for a root canal. Their review, which is buried somewhere in the depths of their podcast episodes, likely mirrors the movie’s own chaotic essence – a blend of disbelief, sarcasm, and perhaps a touch of existential dread.
It’s not every day that a movie can unite Bigfoot, Van Helsing, and the Illuminati in a space opera that defies not just genre conventions, but possibly good taste. Yet, here we are. If you’re in the mood for a film that will leave you bewildered, bemused, and maybe a bit bemired, then this cinematic oddity might just be your cup of tea. Or you could save yourself the bewilderment and simply bask in the Turkish Diplomats’ scathing wit as they dissect this bewildering piece of cinema. The choice, as they say, is yours.