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Mission-Stardust

4…3…2…1…Morte! Let us embark on a literary journey through the cosmos as we recount the tale of “Mission Stardust,” a cinematic adventure that graced the silver screens in the year of 1967. “Mission Stardust” unfurls its narrative in the vast expanse of space, where Major Perry Rhodan, portrayed by the dashing Lang Jeffries, leads a…

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Bigfoots Wild Weekend

Welcome to the first ever episode of “The Turkish Diplomats Present Charming Noise.” This week, Tom, Cal, and Paul review “Bigfoot’s Wild Weekend,” which is something like a movie, in that it is on some streaming services and runs about as long as a movie. Actually, they will be reviewing Bigfoot-connected movies all season, unless…

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The Astro Zombies

In the murky depths of cinematic horror, there exists a tale most ghastly—a celluloid nightmare known as “The Astro-Zombies.” Gather close, dear reader, as I weave this macabre yarn. The Astro-Zombies: A Ghastly Overture Upon the precipice of scientific folly, Dr. DeMarco, once a luminary of the space agency, descends into madness. His soul, scorched…

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