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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE – 1977 THE TURKISH DIPLOMATS PRESENT CHARMING NOISE: A MOVIE REVIEW OF “EMPIRE OF THE ANTS” – WHEN NATURE DECIDED TO EAT US ALL AND SOMEHOW MADE IT BORING Friends, countrymen, and survivors of the drive-in apocalypse—brace yourselves. The ants have arrived, and they are here to take what is rightfully theirs….
By God, the boys have finally posted the first episode of a new season! Yes Season 3, Episode 1 of the Turkish Diplomats Present Charming Noise is finally live. In this extra-long very special episode, Tom, Calvin, and Paul review what some have referred to as “a movie.” From 1958, “She Demons” by B-movie director Richard Cunha…
This Made the List of Bad Movies. In the quaint, eerie town of Amityville, where the fog rolls in like an old friend and the nights are filled with whispers, a new tale unfolds. “Amityville Bigfoot” (2024) brings together an eclectic mix of birdwatchers, activists, scientists, and a film crew, all converging in the dense,…
In the year 1960, Major Bill Allison, a test pilot for the United States Air Force, embarks on a mission that will transcend the boundaries of time and space. As he soars into the heavens aboard the X-80 experimental aircraft, he loses radio contact, a harbinger of the extraordinary journey that awaits him. Upon his…
In the year 2312, Earth faces an unexpected cosmic threat. A group of aliens, nonchalantly auctioning off insignificant planets, selects Sol 3 (our beloved Earth) as their prize. The winning bidder? An evil despot named Kress, who arrives with all the subtlety of a meteor shower. Kress, resembling someone who fell asleep on an electric…
Let us delve into the plot of the 1966 Italian science fiction film, “Star Pilot.” On the picturesque island of Sardinia, a routine day unfolds under the Mediterranean sun, until the extraordinary pierces the veil of the ordinary. A spacecraft from the distant constellation Hydra, commanded by the enigmatic Chaena, finds itself earthbound, crash-landing with…
This 2008 Bigfoot horror film, written and directed by Duane Graves and Justin Meeks, is allegedly based on the real-life journals of Dale S. Rogers. In the 1970s, Dale lived along the banks of the Navidad River in Sublime, Texas—the same area where the original legend of the Wild Man of the Navidad surfaced in…
In the grand cinematic landscape of 2020, a gem titled “Bigfoot vs the Illuminati” emerged, and by gem, I mean a peculiar pebble that might make you question the fabric of reality. The plot is as straightforward as its title suggests – in the year 4044, Earth is a barren wasteland thanks to advanced AI…
Bigfoot vs. D.B. Cooper: A Cinematic Conundrum Unraveled by Turkish Diplomats present Charming Noise In the enigmatic world of cult cinema, few films stir the pot of intrigue quite like “Bigfoot vs. D.B. Cooper.” The Turkish Diplomats, known for their podcast “Charming Noise,” delve into this cinematic oddity, unraveling childhood traumas and the film’s bewildering…
In the annals of cinema, there exists a category of films that are so spectacularly terrible they achieve a sort of grandeur. “Bigfoot vs D.B. Cooper” is one such film that has earned its place in this hall of infamy. The plot, if one can be so generous as to call it that, revolves around…
