The Disclaimer
What are we? What do we do? First off, we are actually not from Turkey. We are from Arkansas, U.S.A. How we became to be called the Turkish Diplomats is a story for another time but let’s just say it was a long time ago and we were drunk. And as for the Diplomat part that’s up for debate certainly not in any governmental capacity but more in a social capacity we could say we are diplomatic. And the Charming Noise we are presenting? Well, it’s the rantings and ravings of a trio of old guys complaining about how wonderful really bad film’s we have watched truly are. so welcome to the madness that is The Turkish Diplomat’s present Charming Noise.
The Podcast
You can find the movies we review on a semi regular basis at just about any of the places you can listen to a podcast. PodBean our home. Spotify, iTunes and even YouTube. We have a Facebook page where we post a lot of stuff and nonsense. Here are a few of the links you can go to because you want to subscribe to us.
Podbean Podcast
Embark on a cinematic odyssey with “The Turkish Diplomats Present Charming Noise,” a podcast that delves into the intriguing world of films that defy explanation. This unique audio experience offers a witty and insightful exploration of movies that, by general consensus, should have remained unmade. Each episode is a masterclass in film critique, where the hosts dissect these cinematic anomalies with humor and sharp observations, making it the perfect destination for movie buffs with a taste for the unconventional. With its clever commentary and engaging discussions, this podcast stands out in the vast sea of movie reviews, attracting listeners who appreciate a side of sarcasm with their popcorn. Tune in to “The Turkish Diplomats Present Charming Noise” and join a community of discerning cinephiles who find joy in the peculiar corners of the film industry. Discover the podcast that’s making waves by boldly reviewing the films that slipped through the cracks of cinematic greatness.
Biography
In the grand tapestry of the podcasting universe, a peculiar trio emerges, not from the cosmic dust of stars, but from the sweat-soaked mats of the wrestling world. They are “The Turkish Diplomats,” a band of brothers in spirit, if not by blood, whose paths converged in a serendipitous twist of fate.
Paul, the intrepid explorer, with a compass perpetually dangling from his neck, has charted territories that many a GPS would shy away from. His biography reads like a ‘Choose Your Own Adventure’ book, where every chapter ends with “To continue following Paul into the unknown, turn to page 94.” A man who swapped the corporate ladder for a rope ladder down into the abyss, Paul’s exploits are whispered in the hallowed halls of explorers’ clubs across the globe.
Calvin, the animal whisperer, speaks fluent canine, feline, and on occasion, porcupine. His biography is less a collection of pages and more a menagerie of tales that leap out and lick your face. He’s the guy who taught a parrot to recite the entire periodic table – backwards. In the world of animal training, Calvin is the undisputed alpha, leading the pack with a gentle hand and a pocket full of treats.
Thomas, the artist, the dreamer, the once-failed painter who discovered that his true canvas was life itself. His biography is a mosaic of ‘almosts’ and ‘what-ifs,’ a kaleidoscope of dreams that found their color outside the lines. Thomas paints with words now, his brushstrokes the timbre of his voice, each podcast episode a masterpiece of spoken art.
How did these three wayfarers of life’s winding road come together? In the squared circle of wrestling, no less, where they were destined to clash in a ballet of brawn. But fate, that capricious artist, had other plans. They never wrestled, no. Instead, they grappled with ideas, tussled with concepts, and pinned down the essence of camaraderie.
And so, “The Turkish Diplomats” were born, not from the ashes of defeat, but from the realization that their true calling was in the podcasting ring, where conversations are the new headlocks, and every episode is a main event. Tune in, turn on, and drop out of the mundane, for the Diplomats are here to regale you with tales that transcend the ordinary, in a style that would make even Allen Ginsberg nod in approval from the great beyond.