Plot Let’s dive into the plot of the not-so-anticipated sequel, “What Happens in the Mountains Should Stay in the Mountains Part 2.” Picture this: a motley crew of characters, each more eccentric than the last, trapped in a mountain lodge while a storm rages outside. There’s the washed-up rock star who’s seen better days, the…
Bigfoot vs Zombies: A Hairy Situation In the cinematic world where the bizarre becomes the norm, “Bigfoot vs Zombies” (2016) stands tall – or should we say, stands hairy? This low-budget masterpiece, if we can call it that, brings together two of the most elusive entities known to man: the legendary Bigfoot and the ever-popular…
Plot Summary: In the mystical forests of the Pacific Northwest, where flannel shirts and questionable haircuts reign supreme, a colony of Bigfoot creatures has decided it’s time to expand their family tree. Their method? Kidnapping bikini-clad babes. Because nothing says “family planning” like abducting unsuspecting sunbathers, right? Enter our heroes: But wait, there’s more! We’ve…
Plot Summery In the shadowy realm of cult cinema, there lurks a film so bizarre, so otherworldly, that it could only be discussed in hushed tones and with a sense of awe. This film is “Mark of the Astro Zombies” (2004), a cinematic oddity that weaves a tale of cosmic horror and alien intrigue, reminiscent…
In a far-off land, or rather, a far-off galaxy, there existed a peculiar little planet. This planet, you see, was not quite like any other. It was a place where the skies were tinted in hues of the rainbow, and the creatures that roamed its surface were as strange as strange could be. This is…
The Plot In the shadowy realm of cult cinema, there lurks a creation most foul and terrifying, a film that whispers of unspeakable horrors and mind-bending terror: “Mark of the Astro-Zombies.” This cinematic offspring, a direct-to-video sequel to the 1968 “The Astro-Zombies,” was unleashed upon an unsuspecting world in 2002, a reimagining by the original…
The Plot Let’s dive into the cosmic chaos that is “Inseminoid” and the auditory adventure of “The Turkish Diplomats present Charming Noise.” “Inseminoid,” a film that reeks of the 1981 British sci-fi horror aesthetic, is a tale of interstellar terror that unfolds on a planet as cold as the hearts of the BBC executives who…
Exploring the Cosmic Charm of ‘Star Pilot’: A Review by Turkish Diplomats Present Charming Noise O Captain! My Captain! In the year of 1966, a tale unfolds, a cosmic journey, a voyage of the stars. “Star Pilot,” a film of wonder, where the heavens meet the Earth on the shores of Sardinia. Behold, a spaceship…
Biohazard (1985): A Cinematic Exploration Let us delve into the cinematic curiosity that is “Biohazard.” The year is 1985, a time of cinematic experimentation where the boundaries of science fiction and horror are not just pushed, but gleefully obliterated. The film unfolds in a remote desert research lab, a place as barren and isolated as…
In the cosmic tapestry of ‘Astro Loco’ Astro Loco viewing An inquisitive spaceship computer named Hetfield is tasked with overseeing a safe voyage to Jupiter’s icy moon, Callisto. Amid the vast loneliness of space, the crew grapples with mounting cabin fever, and Hetfield, in a quest to cultivate a deeper sense of humanity, must foster…
